Okay. So it’s 12:30 AM and I just got home from seeing New Moon with some of my friends from work. Normally when I see movies, I’ll just put out one or two tweets about it. That way, I get my opinion out and it’s done with. But this particular movie deserves oh so much more.
To start, here’s my opinion on the Twilight “empire” so far: The books are poorly written with two dimensional characters whose relationships are usually based in unrealistic obsession (yes you, Edward and Bella) and whose plot lines are simultaneously full of dragging arcs and massive holes. Except for the first book, Twilight. I actually liked that one. It has some pretty intensely emotional scenes that pull the reader in. Oh course it pulls in you in so much that you just HAVE to read the next three to find out how it all ends. Overall, the whole series does have some entertaining moments, but nothing that deserves the kind of devotion that the Harry Potter series has gotten/deserves. I feel blasphemous even bringing up Harry in a post about Twilight, but sadly, there are teenage girls out there that dare to compare the two.
Annnyway, since I liked the first book, I was hoping that they would do it some justice with the first movie. But no. Bad acting and weird cinematography kept me entertained only until the lights came on and I realized what I had really just watched. I then proceeded to bang my head against a wall….hard. Well, not really. But after seeing it, that’s sort of what it felt like every time someone would ask me if I liked Twilight. A tumultuous pounding of a headache.
So filing into the theatre tonight with the rest of the women under 30 (yep, 90% of the theatre, no exaggeration), it’s an understatement to say that I wasn’t expecting much. Well, I’m happy, and sort of cautious to say….that I was pleasantly surprised! Kristen Stewart CAN show emotion (kind of) and Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) is hot. (um…what?) You heard me. He may be 16 in the movie, but my god, when the guy took his shirt off and the crowd cheered, I wasn’t ashamed to join in. (Team Jacob all the way! woo!) Who knew werewolves could be so sexy?
There was a good amount of well put together and animated action scenes that, if you take away Stewart’s whining, were generally well acted too. Especially with the Italian Volturi vampires. That was well done. And the werewolf scenes were kind of awesome-ish too. The whole thing was far from perfect and no Oscar winner, but it was far far better than the first movie. And the audience only laughed during one of the serious scenes! Much better in my book. And speaking of books, I actually think it was way better than the actual novel! Which is a rare thing to hear me say.
The big changes are probably due to a change of director and I hope they stick with that decision. My final words on the whole issue are this: If you haven’t read the books, don’t (except maybe the first one). If you haven’t seen the first movie, don’t (except maybe to laugh at it and to better understand the second one). But if you like a little fantasy-type action and don’t mind a little (correction: a lot of) steamy romance thrown in, see New Moon.
I have to sleep now because I have work in 7 hours. St. Kitts in 43 days. Thanksgiving next week. Here comes the fun part.
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